you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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