he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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