But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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