Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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