No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We need to rekindle our bromance
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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