Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
