You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The air was thick with penises
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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