do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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