I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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