Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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