Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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