you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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