You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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