I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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