Me. At least after what I've been through.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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