I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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