This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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