Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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