Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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