come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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