Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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