how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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