So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
