his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Pooping to opera.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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