I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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