i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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