I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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