I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
