i think my mom watched the whole time
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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