have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This is my gift to your gina
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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