awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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