I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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