Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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