$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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