how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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