he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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