i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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