He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
