Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
