Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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