im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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