your room smells of hookers.
And success
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
they're like a gay fantastic four
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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