he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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