yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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