I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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