some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The beer is more important than you right now.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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