Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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