he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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