Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
