i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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