this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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