I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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