I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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