I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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